Missed us on Kickstarter?

It's a card game. Duh.

Well, sort of. If you play CAH or Apples to Apples, you'll pick this up without a problem.

While there are some things that are universally cool (unicorns, puppies, Patrick Stewart), what we hate/find annoying/think is scum is often complex and up for debate. This is a game that plays in shades of gray (no, not 50 of them, pervert), and we invite you to learn more about yourself and your friends through it.

Would YOU want to market a product called douche/off?

Disclaimer: cards are not waterproof and not intended for insertion in any bodily orifices.

We invite you to watch the amazing video that our team at Intrinsic Grey Productions put together for us.

For those who like to read:

The judge rolls the die to pick the category. Players put their best card forward. Judge rotates.

After 4+ rounds, things get funky. Loser sets up the bracket and now you have a royal showdown between winning cards in the Ultimate Doosh/Off.

You can download the prototype rules here (subject to change upon final release).

Ahh, yes, the Trump Cards.

There are 7 in each deck. If you get one, play it as the Judge is deliberating to eliminate one of your opponent's cards. Seisei played it once just to screw over Doug, and boy, was he pissed. It's a little piece of strategy in what would otherwise be just another card game.

We host events all the time. In fact, we've got an event in San Francisco coming up on March 17. Come join us!

We were successfully funded on Kickstarter on May 3, 2016. To find out when we're on Amazon, shoot us an email here.

For now, we're manufacturing in the US. It's important to us to support American workers, and besides, what's dooshier than making it in New Jersey?

Remember kids, physical violence is never the answer.

Tweet, Facebook, or Instagram us a photo of the cards in question and we'll referee.

You're not old enough to hear that story yet.

We like to refer to our color scheme as "Martha Stewart doosh." Classy and on trend, still dooshy.

Say hello at sayhello@dooshoff.com. See what we did there? Eh? Eh?

Yeah, so . . . it's still sayhello@dooshoff.com. We're egalitarian like that.

Whoa, hey there cowboy. Sign up for our dooshbassador program!

Unless you're a stalker. In which case, we politely request that you please piss off.