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  • How do I play?!

    Mansi M.

    "Besides the trauma of realizing that I'm perhaps

    an unintentional and incidental doosh . . . I want more."

    A card game for people with opinions


    It's Saturday night, and you're tired of talking about the latest TV show.


    Instead, you're looking for a sneaky, cheeky way to ruin a perfectly pleasant evening.

    How do YOU doosh/off?

    A whole series of your fave dooshiest things

  • Who's behind doosh/off?

    Meet Team Doosh, in their dooshiest form

    Jon Beardsley

    Jon Beardsley

    Managing Doosh

    Most likely to offend whilst having the best intentions

    Seisei Tatebe-Goddu

    Seisei Tatebe-Goddu

    Ops & Marketing Doosh

    Too blunt for her own good

    Doug Andrews

    Doug Andrews

    Creative Doosh

    Relishes long and painfully awkward conversational silence

    Yanina Wolfe

    Yanina Wolfe

    Marketing Dooshmonkie

    Basically the only nice person on the team, and thus the only one allowed to talk to our community

  • doosh/off online

    Follow us for announcements, sneak peek previews, and to send us love notes

  • doosh/off: the blog

    what life is all about

    doosh/off: real people. real conversations.

    The long, complicated process of shattering your assumptions

    A heart-to-heart with doosh/off co-founder, Seisei

    May 2, 2016

    We’re just under 24 hours away from the end of our Kickstarter campaign for doosh/off . . . read more

    doosh/off: the party game to save all parties.

    The only thing worse than failure?

    The reason we exist

    Feb 16, 2016

    If you run the numbers, becoming an entrepreneur is insane. 90% of startups fail . . . read more

    doosh/off: real people. real conversations.

    If you like snark, sass, or guff, you're in the right place

    Welcome to dooshland

    Feb 2, 2016

    Last week, a girl brought a game to a bar . . . read more

  • FAQ

    our answers to your questions about life, purpose, and the meaning of the universe

    What is this?

    It's a card game. Duh.

    You mean, like Cards Against Humanity?

    Well, sort of. If you play CAH or Apples to Apples, you'll pick this up without a problem.

    Why is it called doosh/off?

    While there are some things that are universally cool (unicorns, puppies, Patrick Stewart), what we hate/find annoying/think is scum is often complex and up for debate. This is a game that plays in shades of gray (no, not 50 of them, pervert), and we invite you to learn more about yourself and your friends through it.

    You know you spelled douche wrong, right?

    Would YOU want to market a product called douche/off?


    Disclaimer: cards are not waterproof and not intended for insertion in any bodily orifices.

    What are the rules?

    We invite you to watch the amazing video that our team at Intrinsic Grey Productions put together for us.


    For those who like to read:


    The judge rolls the die to pick the category. Players put their best card forward. Judge rotates.


    After 4+ rounds, things get funky. Loser sets up the bracket and now you have a royal showdown between winning cards in the Ultimate Doosh/Off.


    You can download the prototype rules here (subject to change upon final release).

    What are the Trump Cards?

    Ahh, yes, the Trump Cards.


    There are 7 in each deck. If you get one, play it as the Judge is deliberating to eliminate one of your opponent's cards. Seisei played it once just to screw over Doug, and boy, was he pissed. It's a little piece of strategy in what would otherwise be just another card game.

    Where do I play the game?

    We host events all the time. In fact, we've got an event in San Francisco coming up on March 17. Come join us!

    How do I buy a deck?

    We were successfully funded on Kickstarter on May 3, 2016. To find out when we're on Amazon, shoot us an email here.

    Why are you a little more expensive than other games?

    For now, we're manufacturing in the US. It's important to us to support American workers, and besides, what's dooshier than making it in New Jersey?

    My friend and I disagree on a card. What should we do?

    Remember kids, physical violence is never the answer.


    Tweet, Facebook, or Instagram us a photo of the cards in question and we'll referee.

    How did you guys come up with the game?

    You're not old enough to hear that story yet.

    Why the orange & blue?

    We like to refer to our color scheme as "Martha Stewart doosh." Classy and on trend, still dooshy.

    I have a question.

    Say hello at sayhello@dooshoff.com. See what we did there? Eh? Eh?

    I'm a blogger/press/Yelp Elite/Obama and I'd like to get in touch.

    Yeah, so . . . it's still sayhello@dooshoff.com. We're egalitarian like that.


    Whoa, hey there cowboy. Sign up for our dooshbassador program!


    Unless you're a stalker. In which case, we politely request that you please piss off.